Lobbster1981

It was a peaceful day in Ozymandias county. I, Danny Deeter, was relaxing with my dad in our trailer. While I was daydreaming of pranks, dad was reading one of his science magazines – he always told me I was not allowed to read them as the topics where too advanced for my tiny brain. Right now, he was holding the magazine sideways and looking at a fold-out page. I guess some of these complicated science formulas just didn’t fit on regular pages. Dad’s so smart! Just then, my mom barged into our trailer, almost taking the door off the hinges. She looked drop-dead gorgeous as always, sporting daisy dukes so short that half of her voluptuous cheeks squeezed out of the fabric. Her bouncing breasts where barely held together by a small checkered shirt, bound together underneath her breasts so her cute belly was bare. Yes, my mom was a looker all right – a fact I could not deny and an undeniable perk when it came to the pecking order at the school yard. Even Biff, the meanest bully in

The sun was shining bright and the birds where chirping on this particularly beautiful day. Bea and Bradley where enjoying a stroll through their campus arboretum, enjoying the light breeze and each other’s company. “So Bea, guess what?” Bradley asked, rummaging through his backpack. He presented a vial and grinned. “I made a new batch!” Bea scoffed. “I seem to remember the last time you made one didn’t go so well… for you”, she added with a grin. “Yeah, no thanks to you!” Bradley said, rubbing his fanny at the unwanted memory. “But this time, I learned my lesson! I’m not doing anything stupid with it, like using it to steal honey! That’s just a waste of my scientific potential!” “Oh yeah? Then what do you need the potion for, then?” Bea asked, intrigued. Bradley gave her a leering grin. “Easy! I’ll use it to spy on the girls’ locker room undetected!” Bea fumed and huffed, slamming her fists into her waist. “Bradley, you vile lecher! You will NOT!” Bradley just